Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2014
Transcript:
Pastis: Staci! Staci! Take me back! I don't want to live without my wife! And look! I'm even recreating that romantic scene from the movie "Say Anything" for you. Staci: But I don't hear any music. Pastis: That's because it's a recording of me reciting my favorite "Pearls" pun strips. It is so hard to woo her.
Back to the drawing board (no pun intended).