Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: I hear Rat and Pig kicked Stephan out of their house and now he's living with you. Zebra: Yeah, and he's so annoying. All he does is sunbathe. Goat: What's wrong with putting on a pair of swim trunks and enjoying the sun? Zebra: Your question assumes a lot. Pastis: Oops. Dropped the lotion again. Croc 1: Noooo. Croc 2: Me losing cookies!
Pastis is not actually fat. Doesn’t mean the Crocs want to see his dangly bits.