Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat... I'm missing a fifty dollar bill that used to be right here in my wallet. Have you seen it? Rat: Sorry, dude. Haven't seen a thing. Pigeon: He's lying. He stole it and spent it at the bar. Rat: I hate stool pigeons.
From the movie The Bank Dick::W.C. Fields: “Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?”Bartender: “Yeah.”Fields: “Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I’d lost it.”