Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2014

Frame 4: You dirty Rat!

From the movie The Bank Dick::W.C. Fields: “Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?”Bartender: “Yeah.”Fields: “Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I’d lost it.”

WTF? Pig has, er, had a fifty dollar bill? Do you have any idea how long it has been since I even saw a fifty dollar bill? Now I am really depressed!

Where does Pig keep his wallet? Considering that he doesn’t wear clothes.

hari, you just DON’T wanna know

I was telling the truth! I closed my eyes before taking that fifty. And I never looked at it even at the bar.

uh, he is standing on a stool

Telling on a rat with one bird, which honestly sounds nothing like the original.

A stool pigeon that rats on Rat who was a rat and…. I am soooo confused!

Is that the bird that was flipped yesterday?

This joke was old when Methuselah was a toddler!

Pigeons: rats with wings. So, it’s all in the family.But, yeah, where did Pig get a fifty, for goodness’ sakes? He really goes around with fifties in his wallet?!

Saw the punch line coming a mile away.

Way to go…uh… ‘Stool Pigeon’

xxx

Thief, Liar, Rat !!OK, not to get overly serious here, but is that really funny?

Oooooohhhhhhhh…….that is soooooooooo baaaadd. Love it.

Smack!