Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2014

ACK!!

Has Stephan’s wife really left him?

The sad part is, Cathy actually looks better that way.

Add the fact that she never changes her clothes.

Didn’t Cathy Guisewhite threaten to sue Steph into oblivion if he ever mentioned her? I saw the clip.

I think Cathy looked better before Cartoon-Boy disfigured her face. If there’s any suing to be done, it should be for malpractice….P.S. How did the date turn out, Cartoon-Boy?

Even if “Cathy’s” creator doesn’t sue Steph, his wife may sue him for making their private lives public.

S. Pastis in button shirt & tie. A first!!!

Whoa, Pastis, that’s a married woman you’re running around with. That sort of thing is nothing but trouble.

How does she smell?

And a pulse is always a positive. Hmmm…I wonder if cartoon characters have a pulse?

Cathy does have a nose. A small bump seen in profile. It’s just that you very rarely see her in profile.

Didn’t Cathy get married?

Steph should try his lick with LuAnn, or Margo. or Tommie!

So, Cathy grew a nose, and Pastis wore a tie. Two firsts!

My birthday happened yesterday by the way.

Other reasons not to date her:A neuroticA bulimicAnd only thinks with her stomach or her closet.

Hmm. I wonder if his wife will take over half of the strip? :-P

Oooo – learned (another) new word, today – thanks!And I love BRI-NO-MITE’s comment. Perfect.

I think his wife really did leave him. :(

or Stephan can get in line over at ‘Liberty Meadows’!

@aleurophile17—I first typed in “lick”, saw the mistake, and was gonna correct it to “luck”, then decided to leave in “lick” & see what responses (if any) that would get!

It’s only a matter of time until he makes it over to Pibgorn and a demon turns him inside out. (Although it might be worth it.)

hey man, beggars cant be choosers. stephan isnt exactly brad pitt!

Cathy needs a nose but not drawn by Stephen since he makes them all long and crooked, even on ‘attractive’ women.

Hasn’t anyone noticed that NOT having a nose might be a significant advantage when sitting at a table with Stephan?

Now you gone ndunit Steph!

Ha—the hybrid comics are always fun.

About that nose you drew, though, Steph—ehh …

Good one.

The whiner and the punster.

A nose, Stephan. Not a banana!

I can’t wait until Steph gets around to that 86 year old Nancy!

Cathy was married to Irving and expecting a baby last we saw.

Rat says the wife left the swine and is laughing out loud. not funny!

Makes her look like Squidward.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Mario: good thought! Hope you’re right, it is upsetting.

And your eyes are too close together.