Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2014
February 28, 2014
March 02, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: I'm thinking about writing a book about a meth dealer who battles an alcoholic ex-cop for control of New York's underworld, but I fear it wouldn't get published. Goat: Sounds interesting. Why wouldn't it get published? Rat: It's a children's book. Goat: Please sit somewhere else. Rat: Could make a nice pop-up book.
Compared to the video games that are marketed to children, Rat’s book sounds pretty mild. It might even get past the PTA.