Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: Great. Robbing old ladies. Rat: Hey... she was holding out. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor dog a bone. But when she came there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none. Old Collie Dollie saw this was folly to live with a woman so rude. "I'll teach you a lesson with this Smith And Wesson." And Hubbard discovered more food.
Warped fables.