Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2014

Warped fables.

Wow! A carnivore with a gun! What a concept. :) If she didn’t have more food I suppose he could have stepped out back and shot a squirrel…..or an old lady…..or something.

Pease porridge cold, pease porridge hot;Let’s get a pizza — this dinner is shot.

Never did trust her. Rumors are that she deals crack out of old van on the weekends.

Hickory Dickory Dock,Three mice ran up the clock;The clock struck One,And the other two escaped with minor injuries.

Dolly should realize that if you’re going to resort to violence,go for something better than canned dog food.

I’m a little Teapot, short and stout;Here is my handle,Here is my handle,?D@mn, I’m a sugar bowl.

Funny what motivation’ll do for ya.

I’ve got some cute variations of Mother Goose but this is a family page. :) Also, good for a few laughs, is the Polically Correct fairie tales book. Check it out. With all time favorites like Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challanged People.

Collie Dolly is my new hero! When the old lady was holding out on her, she stood up for her rights, and won! —Even if what she won was just canned dog food….

This reminds me of the 1942 Warner Brothers cartoon “Foney Fables”, in which the dog opens a cabinet next to the empty one, finds it full of food, and reports Mother Hubbard as a food hoarder (a stigma during WWII food rationing).

The Washington Post published a different strip today. Too violent, maybe?

I have always suspected that Old Mother Hubbard had a snack or two hidden away. Good for Collie Dolly.

Rat’s back to writing because he lost his old job…race relations advisor to Donald Sterling!!

Approved by the NRA Comics Code Authority.

Old Rex the HoundThought this not soundTo have the woman tell lies“I’ll give you a joltWith my .45 Colt”And then she found 4 chicken pies

So, does Imelda Marcos narrate the story “The Old Lady and The Shoe?”

Mother Goose Nursery Crimes. Tales for the 21st century.

I hope my cats don’t read this. They’ll get Ideas.

You can’t go bogarting the Alpo, lady…………………………..

Feeble Fables.

Loved the comments!

If a kid takes this cartoon to school, will he be suspended?Will they do a lock down? “Zero Tolerance!” Live by it.

Tune in tomorrow to hear another one of “Rat’s (Rubbish) Rhymes!”xxx

Old Mother HubbardWent to the cupboardTo get her poor daughter a dressWhen she go thereThe cupboard was bareAnd so was her daughter, I guess.

Little boy blue, he needed the money……..

I hope this becomes a series.Then again, you could probably do this for a month.

I did my part.

What will you do?

Because really, people. we want to know what you think!

dog: can we get mcdonaldsold lady: we have food at homethe food at home: the dog: ahemthe lady: oh look heres some mcdonalds

Hey, the dog could’ve eaten Old Mother Hubbard.