Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2014
May 05, 2014
May 07, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: I can't believe the mosquito in your amber is alive, Goat... What happened, little mosquito? Mosquito: I don't know. I just landed on some tree resin and got stuck... How much time has passed? Goat: Sixty million years. Mosquito: My wife must be getting so suspicious.
If that is a labium I see sticking up there, that must be a gay marriage. Males don’t have the equipment for biting.