Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 18, 2014
Transcript:
If Abraham had Tweeted... -An Alternative History- The Gettysburg Address On the South's Firing Upon Fort Sumter The Emancipation Proclamation Ford's Theatre Goat: Please don't write Abraham Lincoln tweets. Rat: It's like I'm channeling the guy. Pig: Did he enjoy the play?
Yeah, how did that play end, anyway?