Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2014

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Rat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Playing with my Viking action figurines. They're about to battle. Rat: Oooh.... Viking combat... I like that... what do they use? Spears? Swords? Battle axes? Pig: Q-tips. At worst, they'll get clean ears.