Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2014
June 29, 2014
July 01, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Can I help you? Man: Yeah, I'm Father Time: Pig: I thought Father Time was either an old man with a beard or a little baby. Man: Not in the middle of the year. Now I'm just a middle-aged fat guy who wants to drive a Porsche. Pig: June's a rough month for Father Time.
I don’t blame Mr. Time for having a midlife crisis; he broke up with April and May, and June will be leaving him any day now.