Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2014
June 30, 2014
July 02, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat. Can you help me move my new futon? My buddy Juan got it in a raffle and didn't want it. Goat; What's that patter on it? Pig: Wontons. It came from China. But be careful moving it. It weighs a ton. Goat; This one-ton wonton futon Juan won. Rat: Wanton violence.
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