Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2014

Transcript:

Rat: What are you doing, Steph? Pastis: Writing down the title of this book I just finished, I keep meticulous track of all the books I've read. Been doing it my whole life. Rat: Just so you know... When you die, you don't get a prize. Pastis: Please don't deny me the tricks I use to give this life meeting. Rat: Oh, and no one wants the stuff you save in the attic.