Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Table for one, please. Host: Sure, one moment. Clear all the extra place settings off table four, 'cause the guy is eating all by himself as in he has no friends and nobody will date him... Pig: I should dine out less often.
Some places turn away lone diners. They don’t want to tie up a table for just one guy.