Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2014
December 05, 2014
December 07, 2014
Transcript:
Zebra: Does your mother or father forward you a lot of chain e-mail? Goat: All warning you of various dangers in the world. Each more ludicrous than the last? Zebra: Oh, look, toaster electrocutions are on the rise. Goat: 'Top six ways your pants can kill you.'
Why would anyone want to electrocute a toaster?