Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing, Goat? Goat: Reading ancient Greek philosophy. I do it when life gets a bit overwhelming and I need answers. Pig: I have a philosophy I turn to in times like that, too. Goat: Oh, yeah? Which one? Pig: Eat gallon of ice cream. It's intellectually around.
All the above are heretics! It’s Blue Bell or nothing!