Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Victor the Vegan. How goes it? Victor: I condemn thee for putting honey on your toast. Honey is an animal product and you are scum. Rat: Said Victor while sitting on a leather diner stool. Victor: Forgive me, Great Cow in the Sky! Rat: Can he squirt some milk in my coffee?
Oh, how shameful. (Is honey really vegan even though bees which are animals make it, not made from them?)