Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Santa: Well, hello little fellow. And what can I get you this year? Rat: You shorted me on gifts last year, Santa. So I'm gonna Tonya Harding your Nancy Karrigan little @##. Santa: You're gonna what n-- OWWW Knee: CRACK Rat: And they wouldn't even give me a candy cane.
A friend of mine pointed out that although Nancy Kerrigan was the good girl and Tonya Harding was the bad girl…Most guys in their hearts know that Tonya would be a lot more fun to party with than Nancy…