Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2015
January 02, 2015
January 04, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: What did you dream of when you were a kid, neighbor Bob? You know, before you grew up and had a family. Neighbor Bob (Bob): Oh, flying to the moon, winning the world series, becoming President of The United States. Pig: What do you dream of now? Bob: Going to the bathroom in peace. Pig: What a beautiful dream. Bob: Just ten quiet minutes to do my business.
There must be a Neighbor Teenage Daughter.