Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2015

This is why so many Neighbor Bobs come to unfortunate ends in this comic; they choose to.

There must be a Neighbor Teenage Daughter.

Ain’t that the truth Neighbour Bob (I have three teenage daughters).

Hey the whole world is a bathroom……………….for dogs !

Poor Neighbor Bob. If he’s not being killed literally, he’s being killed metaphorically. If he has a family, he needs a private bathroom, separate from “their’s”!

Just another reason to not have children……….or wait until after the successful goals met first.

I feel sorry for the trees in the golf course by my house, they get watered by every player, needed or not.

I knew the crocs were too good to be true.

I’m sure there are exceptions, but it seems to me that women will take the phone into the bathroom to continue a conversation. Men won’t.

I tote the phone to the bathroom to insure it doesn’t ring.So far, so good.

abe vigoda ie Fish – best part of the whole show!

Many of us share that dream.

xxx

Oooh, yes, Neighbor Bob!

Buy locks for the bathroom door and remember to use them. I’ve always loved having to go to the bathroom and having someone see me go in then a minute or so later have that same person barge in and go “oops, I didn’t know you were still in here.” But then if I accidentally do the same thing to them they want to scream my head off. Which is why I usually remember to lock the bathroom door unless no one else is around.

Lol