Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2015
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Transcript:
Rat: Neighbor Bob and his wife have gotten a goose. They say it's helped with their relationship. Goat: How so? Rat: When Bob is nice to the goose, his wife feels closer to him, and as a result, she's more often and frank with him. Goat: So what's good for the goose is good for the candor. Rat: You're destroying our morale.
I didn’t know there was any morale to be destroyed.