Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2015
July 13, 2015
July 15, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I've decided to become an organ donor. Goat: That's wonderful! What a generous gesture. Why did you decide to do it? Rat: Because my gigantic brain should live forever. Goat: They don't take the brain. Rat: Whoa. So much for helping stupid people.
I’m going to try to get my brain implanted in an 18 year old’s body when I die. About as close as I can get to immortality.