Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2015
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Transcript:
Goat: You ever wonder what character trait you'd like people to talk about at your funeral? Something you're really proud of? Something you'd like to be known for? Rat: Parallel parking. Goat: Some would choose kindness. Rat: Guess they can't parallel park.
Don’t have a character trait I’d like spoken off at my funeral. Actually, there’s really nothing about me worth speaking about. Best thing would probably be to just throw me in the ground and be done with.