Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2015
July 25, 2015
July 27, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: To what do you attribute your accomplishments in life? Rat: I guess that would have to be my hard work, drive and initiative. Goat: And to what do you attribute your failures? Rat: My genes. Goat: Don't you see a bit of disconnect there. Rat: I come from violent stock.
I don’t possess the ability to sing or play R&B songs; I have no blue genes.