Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2015
July 28, 2015
July 30, 2015
Transcript:
Larry the Kids' Party Clown Dad: Pardon me, clown, but a couple of the kids were spraying each other with your seltzer bottle and now they say their eyes burn... Is it because of the force of the spray? Larry the Clown: Mebbe. Or mebbe 'cause dat where larry keep his tequila. Dad: Perhaps you shouldn't be around children. Larry the Clown: Yeah. Dey waste bud tequila.
The bright side is that those annoying kids will be more amicable with all that tequila on them