Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2015
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July 31, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, tenured professor Bob. Is there any way for your university to fire you? Like what if you took a bow and arrow and shot a colleague in the back?
Bob: How many times?
Pig: I see.
Bob: Less than three is a real gray area.
So what’s Pastis’ beef against tenured professors?