Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2015
August 06, 2015
August 08, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, pig? Pig: Using this dating app. You look through profiles of available women and swipe right to pick which of the ones you're willing to date. Goat: You liked all 77,000 women. Pig; These are desperate times. Rat: Oh, look, you're dating a 90-year-old woman in a coma.
Of course, Pig wouldn’t be having this problem if Stephan would just bring back Sweet Fanny!