Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2015

Guess, you’ll have to order in for her.

Of course, Pig wouldn’t be having this problem if Stephan would just bring back Sweet Fanny!

must be “Tinder”

take your time pig….look at the adv advantages and disadvantages before you turn down an opportunity..age you can overcome….the coma you can work with….

she’s HOT!

Pig will get more response from a 90 year old woman in a coma than anyone else he’s tried to date.

Careful you don’t break a hip Pig.

Desperate times call fro desperate measures.

♫♪You don’t have to be lonelyAt Farmers only Dot Com.I’d bet that site would gladly take Pig as a client.

“90 year old woman in a coma” That would be ME!

…she’s an excellent listener…

Have Pig and Pigita finally called it quits?

Now that Miss Piggy and Kermit have split, Pig and Miss Piggy would make a darling couple, ya think?

So basically, judging people on how they look without any thought whatsoever to their character.

Maybe she’s better off in a coma!

Only joking, Pig. Where is Pigita these days?

xxx

Pig is not picky—he likes everyone—except for those he knows.

Don’t recall Pig being enamoured of her, but she was enamoured of him. Course she was a stalker.

Ahhh Pig is trying to be another Wilt Chamberlain!