Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, rat? Rat; Burying a time capsule, so that in a thousand years, people can see what we were like. Goat: What a great idea. What are you putting in there? Pig: Hi, Goat. Goat: You can't bury pig. Rat: Funny, that's what he said. Pig: Can I breathe through this swirly straw?
He came to bury Pig, not to praise him.