Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2015
Transcript:
Dear my girlfriend Pigita, I recently realized that everyone changes. But I don't want things to change. I want something good to always be good. And I want the things I count on to always be there to count on. So I'm now dating a pizza. Pig: We'll see how she responds.
That relationship can only end in heartache – Pig shouldn’t have ordered the extra spicy salami!.