Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: BOOOOOOO. Goat: What do you think you're doing? Rat: Booing this play. The acting is amateurish. The singing is poor. And the production value is not up to par. Goat: It's a fifth grade school play. Rat: I THOUGHT they were rather short. Pig: Booooo, short people!
Short People got no reasonTo Live.