Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2015
November 09, 2015
November 11, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Writing a novel. But it's too hard to think of ideas. Too taxing to be original. Pig: So what are you gonna do? Rat: Find a job where someone will pay me to utter nothing but trite aphorisms and glib cliches. Goat: And who's gonna pay you to do that? Rat: Great game. Did you give 110% or was it a total team effort?
And if that’s too complicated, he could get a job as a TV “news” anchor.