Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2016
January 29, 2016
January 31, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat. Welcome to my cocktail party. Can I get you a beverage? Rat: Dude... Talk like a normal person. Goat: What do you mean? Rat: You don't have to say 'beverage.' Just say 'drink' and stop being a hoity toity fatface. Goat: Can I get you a libation? Rat: Curse your snooty fat face!
Rat you and Goat are wearing ties. You should have seen this coming.