Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2016
February 04, 2016
February 06, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, zebra? Zebra: I'm designing a long bow with a unique shape. I'm even getting celebrity athletes to put their name on it. Goat: Like who? Zebra: Former N.F.L. stars Bo Jackson and Howie Long. They all like its unique oblong shape. Now I just need a name for it. Goat: The Bo Long Oblong Long Bow? Zebra: Keep me out of these.
Better yet, keep former NFL players out of archery. And current NFL players. And MLB players. And NFL players. And soccer players. And race car drivers. And tennis players. And. golfers. And absolutely, positively, keep NBA, most especially the current NBA, and WNBA players out of archery.