Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Zebra, you have to make an occasional appearance to keep your Cartoon Guild card.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    definitely do, Steph, keep your punchlines out of Zebra’s life

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    Better yet, keep former NFL players out of archery. And current NFL players. And MLB players. And NFL players. And soccer players. And race car drivers. And tennis players. And. golfers. And absolutely, positively, keep NBA, most especially the current NBA, and WNBA players out of archery.

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    JohnoTeacher  over 8 years ago

    I think Zebra might be drawing a long bow. . .

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Will the commercial feature Bono playing the oboe?

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    38lowell  over 8 years ago

    Well, they haven’t censured this cartoon yet.Bet it’s on their mind, tho!

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member over 8 years ago

    groan.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    If he could just tie in some Muay Thai blows, or maybe some Tae Bo Cardio… while using a Bo Long Oblong Long Bow… every Joe Blow would want a go.

    Actually…. umm maybe I’d better go….

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    PICTO  over 8 years ago

    Beau geste Cartoon Boy… Beau geste.

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    Larry Croc your meal is in today’s strip ! Come and get it !…….Then you get Man-Card back !………….. You can even use Zebra’s bow against him !………..How’s that for a Low- Bow :-)

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    Arty8846  over 8 years ago

    The pain. It’s like peeing after multiple orgasms. It hurts so good.

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    Joken'  over 8 years ago

    This joke on bows is long in the punchline

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    mblase75  over 8 years ago

    Thank goodness Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog was already taken.

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    Dancin_fish  over 8 years ago

    I live for this.

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    Michael Smith  over 8 years ago

    Go Raiders!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 8 years ago

    @AlexikakosOr as Dr. Seuss once said, “The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough.”

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    markmoss1  over 8 years ago

    There’s a reason I never figure out the punchline in these pun-strips before the last panel, no matter how obvious it is. My mind shies away from THE HORROR.

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    Faith :)  over 8 years ago

    Bo long oblong long bow-Hey look, it’s a tongue twister!

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Hey, Why don’t you ask Stephen to stick his name on there?

    Haha.

    xxx

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Yeah, Zebra. Me, too!

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member over 8 years ago

    As soon as I saw the second panel I knew a good payoff was coming! :)

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago

    shoulda used jackson and howie insteda bo and long sew we coulda understud it beter

    or maybe Long should have told Bo to go long and he would shoot him an arrow instead of pass a football. speaking of passing a football, I wonder how hard that would be. I passed a kidney stone once and thought I was going to die. but of course I do realize that there are many people all over America that pass footballs almost everyday and don’t seem to be the worse for wear and tear.

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    abbybookcase  over 8 years ago

    what do you people have against archery? it’s a perfectly valid sport requiring strength skill and good eyesight. is it only a sport if there is at least a minimal amount of pushy shovy like basketball which gets nastier than some people realize not to mention what can happen with a runner sliding into a fielder. yeesh. i see. no actual violence except historically. not a real sport. sigh. better tell those olympic athletes to yield the field to beach volleyball and that swimming dancing thing i forget the name of

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Saw this one coming from a hundred yards away, Cartoon-Boy, no wind, few yews. Pinned it!

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    dutchs  over 8 years ago

    Believe it or not, they pulled this off in Spanish. A longbow is “arco largo,” and it’s elongated (alargado) and named after Marcos Longo and Lucas Larco, so it’s an “arco largo alargado Longo Larco.” Somebody earned his day’s pay.

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    Dancin_fish  over 8 years ago

    Don Ho and his oboe

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    ░▒▓█►-finntastico2-◄█▓▒░  over 1 year ago

    I saw this one coming since the second panel.

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    What qualifies “unique shape” in a long bow? It bends in the opposite direction?

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