Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2016
March 07, 2016
March 09, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: Hey neighbor Phil. How goes it? Phil: Good, been eating nothing but healthy grains and nuts. Plus, I've been going for long hikes and ten-mile runs. If you're interested in the lifestyle. I can answer any questions you have. Rat: I have a question. Phil: Yes, Rat? Rat: Why do health conscious people look the least healthy? Pig: He took his granola and went home. Rat: At least beer gives me a rose glow!!
Ever heard the song “Junk Food Junkie”? That might be him!