Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. This is my British friend, Andrew. He's happy because he just got a flat. Pig: Why is that something to be happy about? Andrew: Because I've always wanted one. Pig: Well, then I'll just take this steak knife and slash your other three tires. Goat: Pig...he got an apartment! Pig: Good. 'Cause he's not going anywhere for a while.
Pig would panic when he learns the three letter British slang for a cigarette. Fortunately, the website might ban that word (starts with f, ends with g)…