Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2016
May 05, 2016
May 07, 2016
Transcript:
"Dear Mr. Congressman, I know that now you only represent rich people who give you lots of money. But I don't have any money. So here's a crushed donut." Pig: We'll see how much pull that gives me.
Pig, did you make sure to use a powdered sugar doughnut? That way there might be a white powdery substance on the outside of the envelope. That always gets you their attention.