Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2016
May 20, 2016
May 22, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: I'm loving this book on the British monarchy. This chapter's on the kings and queens that were Tudors. Pig: They sound nice. Goat: Why do you say that? Pig: They help you with algebra. Goat: Tudors. Not tutors. Rat: Stop. Before his brain explodes. Pig: Ohhh, tooters. Like horn blowers.
I thought they were called Tudors because they were too fat for just one door.