Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: I'm loving this book on the British monarchy. This chapter's on the kings and queens that were Tudors. Pig: They sound nice. Goat: Why do you say that? Pig: They help you with algebra. Goat: Tudors. Not tutors. Rat: Stop. Before his brain explodes. Pig: Ohhh, tooters. Like horn blowers.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Wouldn’t you need to have brain before it can explode?
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
I thought they were called Tudors because they were too fat for just one door.
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Better yet, stop before he makes your head explode.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
There is another kind of tooting. Just sayin’.
blunebottle over 8 years ago
Saved by the Rat.
KenTheCoffinDweller over 8 years ago
But, But Admiral Hornblower was wasn’t royalty.
ursamaj over 8 years ago
I just want to know if they were sedans or coupes?
Kr38or over 8 years ago
Well, at least it wasn’t a fart joke.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
It’s amazing how one single letter can change the meaning of a word completely.
MaxWelle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Or fatrers
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
This joke only works if you have the sort of American accent which can’t pronounce the tyoo sound.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Sounds like something one of the Crocs would do :-)
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
I fell for the whole “Tudor” thing too. (Yes, I’m American.) according to the dictionary, a Tudor is an adjective, meaning related to the British Dynasty.
MS72 over 8 years ago
pull my finger
Sportymonk over 8 years ago
Tooters like “Breaking Wind” in Frazz today.
tom over 8 years ago
Some people just can’t be explained to.
gordol over 8 years ago
I thought they were called that because they drove Coupes, not Sedans.
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
They were overthrown by a coupe
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I think Pig tooted.
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
Again. Phart jokes are phunnie.
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 8 years ago
Seemeth Legit.
JudyAz over 8 years ago
Heard this some years ago
A tooter who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,is it harder to toot, orto tutor two tooters to toot.
JudyAz over 8 years ago
Correction: first line should be “A tutor who tooted the flute”
Number Three over 8 years ago
Love it!xxx
vwdualnomand over 8 years ago
too bad, the british monarchy is a inbred. Not much of difference between the royal family and inbred hillbilly clan.
Daeder over 8 years ago
And the Plantagenets can help you with gardening!
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hornblowers were sea faring experts who took after theirAdmiral father!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Good grief, Cartoon-Boy! Now you’ve got witless Pig making puns, too! Is there no depth to which you will not stoop?
finbarrsaunders over 8 years ago
Is the wall made out of bacon?
nathanbtlr over 8 years ago
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?A: If it had four doors it would be a sedan.
OldNewbie over 8 years ago
@librarian4hireYou’re HIRED!
NeilCopeland over 5 years ago
Three different pronunciations where I live:
Tudors: “Tyoo-duhz”Tutors: “tyoo-tuhz”Tooters: “too-tuhz”
A little further south, people pronounce the r in the second syllable of all three words.