Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 07, 2016

Transcript:

Rat (on the phone): Hey, Goat, it's me, Rat. If you're still going to dinner and the bars with me tonight, I'll pick you up at 7:02. Goat: 7:02? Why not just 7:00? Rat: Because everyone is obsessed with setting times that end in :00, :15, or :30. Which is stupid because 7:02 is as valid as those other numbers. So end the mindless conformity and join me in the revolution. Goat: Uh. I can drink 'til 11:00. Rat (on the phone): Too bad. I'll be out 'til 1:16.