Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2016
July 13, 2016
July 15, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: None of my tweets are going out today. Pig: Yeah. Rat went hunting. Goat: So? Pig: He shot the Twitter bird. Rat: He was much too chatty.
I don’t have Twitter, or Facebook, or MySpace, or whatever. Too many people waste their time speaking nonsense. Go outside and have fun! Just watch out for the Tweety birds guarding their nests.