Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2016

Transcript:

Pig: Hey, Rat. There's a group of people at our door who'd like to rent our spare bedroom. Rat: What are they like? Pig: Eager. Plus, they all have the same taste in clothes and seem like a close-knit group. It's all yours. Man: Great. Got any spare guns?