Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2016
Transcript:
Bob: Pardon me, gentlemen. But I'm a lawyer for the government and this here's a list of all the endangered species in this area. you are not to hunt, harm, or harass them in anyway. Crocodiles: Can me see list? Bob: Of course. Crocodiles: His name no was on list.
Lawyers aren’t endangered; they just endanger everyone else.