Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2016
Transcript:
Bob: Pardon me, gentlemen. But I'm a lawyer for the government and this here's a list of all the endangered species in this area. you are not to hunt, harm, or harass them in anyway. Crocodiles: Can me see list? Bob: Of course. Crocodiles: His name no was on list.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
It will be a will be a while before somebody notices him missing.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Lawyers aren’t endangered; they just endanger everyone else.
jaroc93 over 8 years ago
Probably his first non KFC meal in ages.
oldpine52 over 8 years ago
Well, He at least has made a good start at fixing our problems.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
You shouldn’t have done that. He’s going to give you indigestion.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Less nutritious and more filling.
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Of course, zebra aren’t on the list either…
alviebird over 8 years ago
One down…
hitman4cookies over 8 years ago
I’ll be damned. He finally caught his own meal.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Croc Power ! Lots of grease in that meal you better take some tums .
PICTO over 8 years ago
Government lawyers are the meatloaf of humanity.
gorbag over 8 years ago
Now that will Make America Great Again! Forward!
eddie6192 over 8 years ago
He finally made that list…… posthumously.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
LOL! good one, Larry!
pugmahone12 over 8 years ago
More crocs, please.
tigermtn over 8 years ago
MOAR CROX
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Looks like Larry took the law into his own hands. And swallowed it whole.
starcandles Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hahahahahaha! Do it again to another bureaucrat! From the Government trying to enact more onerous regulations by fiat! Do it again!
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
What if…ZEBRA’s on the list??Da da da!
mail2jbl over 8 years ago
Larry showed some craftiness for once.
dmattoon Premium Member over 8 years ago
Crocs 1 Govermint 0
scpandich over 8 years ago
They finally get a meal.
Lethea over 8 years ago
Is this the first time Larry actually caught and ate something? Up to now, he’s had as much luck as the Coyote trying to get the Road Runner.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
And there are YUGE herds of gummymint lawyers, too! Larry and the crocs can all get fat, while doing us a favor at the same time!Win-win, people!
LeePIII Premium Member over 8 years ago
Even a BLIND crocodile gets a perfect meal once in a while, and it just can’t get any better than that.
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
Did Larry remember the fava beans and Chianti?
doodlerjeff over 8 years ago
Lawyer or not, a human just suffered a gruesome, painful death. Hilarious!
Spiny Norman Premium Member over 8 years ago
CROCS!!
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Now I read the Crybabies say we shouldn’t harm the coyote-vermin who eat our puppies. They both can speak to my 12-gauge 0-0 magnums
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
Well, I guess you can’t blame the crocs for discovering a loophole.
SergeitheAntagonist over 8 years ago
And Larry finally catches something! Good on ya!
crocman48 over 8 years ago
Finally the crocs are back. They made this strip in the first place…“dance with who brung you”…..more crocs please.
Number Three over 8 years ago
Yep. We all expected Larry to do that.
Well, I didn’t until I read the whole strip.
xxx
Daeder over 8 years ago
Wait…the crocs actually caught and ate someone?
williamferry over 8 years ago
Aren’t crocs an endangered species, too?
DenO Premium Member over 8 years ago
As this is a Pastis’ comic strip, the lawyer will taste funny.
comic4matt over 8 years ago
Congrats on this prey! Well done!
mklange Premium Member over 8 years ago
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
To paraphrase Shakespeare, “The first thing we do, let’s eat all the lawyers….”
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
Love those crocs!! :)
alantain about 1 year ago
Hey! Ever thought of sharing? There was plenty of lawyer for everyone!
Darkknight55 3 months ago
Been a long time since any of the crocs managed to eat a living being.