Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2016

It will be a will be a while before somebody notices him missing.

Lawyers aren’t endangered; they just endanger everyone else.

Probably his first non KFC meal in ages.

Well, He at least has made a good start at fixing our problems.

You shouldn’t have done that. He’s going to give you indigestion.

Less nutritious and more filling.

Of course, zebra aren’t on the list either…

One down…

I’ll be damned. He finally caught his own meal.

Croc Power ! Lots of grease in that meal you better take some tums .

Government lawyers are the meatloaf of humanity.

Now that will Make America Great Again! Forward!

He finally made that list…… posthumously.

LOL! good one, Larry!

More crocs, please.

MOAR CROX

Looks like Larry took the law into his own hands. And swallowed it whole.

Hahahahahaha! Do it again to another bureaucrat! From the Government trying to enact more onerous regulations by fiat! Do it again!

What if…ZEBRA’s on the list??Da da da!

Larry showed some craftiness for once.

Crocs 1 Govermint 0

They finally get a meal.

Is this the first time Larry actually caught and ate something? Up to now, he’s had as much luck as the Coyote trying to get the Road Runner.

And there are YUGE herds of gummymint lawyers, too! Larry and the crocs can all get fat, while doing us a favor at the same time!Win-win, people!

Even a BLIND crocodile gets a perfect meal once in a while, and it just can’t get any better than that.

Did Larry remember the fava beans and Chianti?

Lawyer or not, a human just suffered a gruesome, painful death. Hilarious!

CROCS!!

Now I read the Crybabies say we shouldn’t harm the coyote-vermin who eat our puppies. They both can speak to my 12-gauge 0-0 magnums

Well, I guess you can’t blame the crocs for discovering a loophole.

And Larry finally catches something! Good on ya!

Finally the crocs are back. They made this strip in the first place…“dance with who brung you”…..more crocs please.

Yep. We all expected Larry to do that.

Well, I didn’t until I read the whole strip.

xxx

Wait…the crocs actually caught and ate someone?

Aren’t crocs an endangered species, too?

As this is a Pastis’ comic strip, the lawyer will taste funny.

Congrats on this prey! Well done!

To paraphrase Shakespeare, “The first thing we do, let’s eat all the lawyers….”

Love those crocs!! :)

Hey! Ever thought of sharing? There was plenty of lawyer for everyone!

Been a long time since any of the crocs managed to eat a living being.