Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: What's that, Rat? Rat: It's all-knowing eye. It watches everything you do. I sell it to governments and employers and religious institutions. Pig: Gee. I don't know if I like that. All-Knowing Eye: It's okay, honey, it's for your own good. Rat: I sold one to your mother.
Now he just needs the twenty rings.