Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: What's that, Rat? Rat: It's all-knowing eye. It watches everything you do. I sell it to governments and employers and religious institutions. Pig: Gee. I don't know if I like that. All-Knowing Eye: It's okay, honey, it's for your own good. Rat: I sold one to your mother.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Stick a fork in it!
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Are they manufactured in Providence, Rhode Island?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 8 years ago
Winston Smith does NOT approve.
Bilan about 8 years ago
Now he just needs the twenty rings.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Nah, I think I’ll stick with the old magic mirror.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Bilan… I was thinking that too.Has Rat dared to steal from Mordor??
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
“No matter where your feet may take you, there is always an eye watching you.” Whoa—I just creeped myself out!
blunebottle about 8 years ago
1984.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
So that is how you get an eye-full !
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
Big mother is watching you.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
“You Can’t Hide Your Lyin’ Eyes” (1975). Actually it’s just called “Lyin’ Eyes”
Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago
I want one.How much?
mail2jbl about 8 years ago
Sauron’s eye on a pedestal.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Rat needs one at all times
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
The NSA has its eye on Rat.
StarWarsGuy500 about 8 years ago
Creepy.
Rev Phnk Ey about 8 years ago
There’s always someone watching, looking over your shoulder. Average White Band
Ignatz Premium Member about 8 years ago
It’s for our own good that they know what we do.But they fight like crazy to keep US from knowing what THEY do.
Guilty Bystander about 8 years ago
Only Mom? Whew! Thought it might be Julian Assange.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
“It’s for your own good” a statement that usually means you’re not going to like whatever is going to be done to or for you!
angelfiredragon about 8 years ago
employers and religious organizations are at least optional, don’t want them spying on you don’t work or join them. The government however, we are stuck with.
Number Three about 8 years ago
If an eye was spying on me, I would punch it and it would become a black eye!
xxx
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
It’s a rather feminine-looking eye. Does that make the spying feel any more tolerable? I think not. Where’s my Daisy Red Ryder™ B-B rifle?
Phatts about 8 years ago
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”— C.S. Lewis
stevek Premium Member about 8 years ago
Its the Pinkerton"s.
richdell about 8 years ago
My mother didn’t need one of those. She was already all-seeing.
Larry Croc almost 7 years ago
oh nose! I farts on eyebaull! :(
Larry Croc almost 7 years ago
oh nose! I farts on eyebaull! :(
alantain about 1 year ago
Just the thing to give you the creeping willies! Yikes!