Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Pig. This is our neighbor Ed. He's made millions of dollars investing in hedge funds. Pig: If I'd have known they were worth that much I would have spent a lot more time trimming ours. Ed: Maybe you should start over. Pig: I will carve them into little animals.
You’re going to trim brushes, not trees. Put the chainsaw down!