Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2016
August 27, 2016
August 29, 2016
Transcript:
Zebra: Why are you all dressed up? Larry: Crocs start "Releejun O' Love" Zebra: That sounds nice. What do you guys believe? Larry: Lemme ask God. He talk to me een special headphones. Larry: God say ' keel every one who no beleive.' Zebra: The foundation of your "Religion O' Love" is to kill everyone who doesn't believe? Larry: Haha. Yeah. God, like sooo mesteerious. Zebra: Yeah well, I don't think God really talks to you through those headphones. I think you just use God to justify what you want to do. Larry: Hang on. Larry: God say 'Shut your fat face.' Zebra: This is why I'm and atheist. Larry: Okay. God add, 'Me gonna keek you een @##.'
There are many that will argue about which god(s) is/are the true God(s). But if we were to all agree that there are no gods at all, we wouldn’t need to argue with each other about which god(s) don’t exist.